PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CHECK THEIR PHONES:
Bert & Ernie
Elton John, or so he says
People who do not have phones, like my friend, Drew
PEOPLE WHO CHECK THEIR PHONES, BUT IN A HEALTHY MANNER:
The Dalai Lama
The cabinet maker. He checks his phone sometimes, but other times, he is making cabinets, and phone checking is not a good idea while using power tools.
PEOPLE WHO CHECK THEIR PHONES INCESSANTLY: