ARE YOU A PHONE-CHECKER?


PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CHECK THEIR PHONES:


Bert & Ernie

Elton John, or so he says

Virginia Woolf

Newborn babies

People who do not have phones, like my friend, Drew

Founding fathers

The dog


PEOPLE WHO CHECK THEIR PHONES, BUT IN A HEALTHY MANNER:


The Dalai Lama

The cabinet maker. He checks his phone sometimes, but other times, he is making cabinets, and phone checking is not a good idea while using power tools.

Aunt Barbara

That’s it


PEOPLE WHO CHECK THEIR PHONES INCESSANTLY:


Everyone else

Me