PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CHECK THEIR PHONES:
Bert & Ernie
Elton John, or so he says
Virginia Woolf
Newborn babies
People who do not have phones, like my friend, Drew
Founding fathers
The dog
PEOPLE WHO CHECK THEIR PHONES, BUT IN A HEALTHY MANNER:
The Dalai Lama
The cabinet maker. He checks his phone sometimes, but other times, he is making cabinets, and phone checking is not a good idea while using power tools.
Aunt Barbara
That’s it
PEOPLE WHO CHECK THEIR PHONES INCESSANTLY:
Everyone else
Me