JUST SIT THERE


I read somewhere that 85% of cellphones have fecal matter on them. In other words, touching someone else’s phone is kind of like changing their diaper. That’s why, whenever I bring my phone into the toilet with me, it’s the last time I’ll ever do it. I mean it. But then, what am I supposed to do, just sit there?


We are constantly looking for ways to improve our lives, but often overlook the matter in our hands.